Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
Daniel Radcliffe answers 73 questions with Vogue Magazine
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
where are the notes this is beautiful
the mobile version is amazing, click on itThis is amazing
But it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE—
And it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE—
I really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME—
Didn’t I MY DEAR.
Didn’t I my—
SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED LIKE “FUCK YEAH THEY GOT PUDDING”
Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t
ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this
this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…
this looks like it’s from something but i can’t remember
i’m literally only reblogging for that
Lol. The old fish shrimp thing. Quick someone draw a realistic version that will haunt me forever.
my god my pc acted up and i almost did not be able to reblog it but i did in time!